Is NOT ANYMORE DEAD

Did I do you a scare?

Im back and I gotted good news. My number big 1 fan sented me pictre and it is look good.

Her name Giselle and sometime she do me sex dance for meat baloney and cigarette. It not love but enough close.

I takes break from cooks because i make more of my rock musics. See you soon, nobody!

http://www.myspace.com/rickisrock

Recipe: Swissroll Sandwish

it make good sandwish this recipe

you need:
2 slice bread

1 swissroll



first take slice bread and put on it a swissroll


then another bread. it make sandwish so good

On last night I gotted alot drunk and made sex with a fucking poutine. For the real. I'm not joke about this. My penis is all burn and it hurt when walk to depanneur for cigarette. I eated the poutine after i make sex in it. It was OK good. Not A1 but ok. 

If anyone say I make some stupid sex at poutine is dumb go fuck off. Ilike it and it feel i fuck a giant fat pig in in the cul.

Haha look this!:

Haha.. I like have treesome with that girls!!

Barnak Obama!

Salut, boss. So today I don't do much cook because I shovel at my ouncle Guy he has so some snow i need shoveling.  

Obama won President today. It woud be cool tight to be chef for him. I make him the bess baloney sandwish in world. 

Sometime I thinks Chef B.S. really mean Chef Baloney Sandwish!

Hey toé... shopping food tips

My number 1 tip:
go at Price Chopper. It has some nice baloneys and you can have a cigarette while shop. The girls at the cash are always HOTTE and you can look them.


Number 2nd tip:
where big clothes.. suit jogging is good. it help hide all things you put inside your poches. FTW!
(careful: suit jogging can show you have hard because of girl at cash.)

number 3 tips;
steel a carosse (shop cart)... it can sometime be trade for poudre or hash


Number 5 tip:
Giant Tiger! you can have chips, popsicle, bar of chocolat, pringle, bread hotdog, and cheap smoke. a good store for shoping. its also close of the Main so you can do some Main after.

Romatic Chocolates Mousse for valentine

Valentine Day is just around corner so thisrecipe is of romance and sexy chocolat. Its a romatic choclate mousse. Easy sex phantasey!!

you needed:

quik powder
cream whip can
(for a nice add of mint flavore put little bit paste of teeth in it like Crest or colgate)

just mix all them and there go! so easy anmd sexy, your pitoune going love you and make you maybe some blowjobe.

happy Valentine!!

La Pizz Maison

FOr my first off recipe This is a one of my favritte pizza. It so easy and good like you are at being in Italie!

You need this things:

1 slicing of bread
ketchup (heinz if your frais chier)
peperoni (or baloney)
slice cheese

follow my step-to-step:


take your slicing of bread


put on it some ketchup


then your slic cheese


peproni... Ziggy's is good kind brandname


in the microwave for 1 minutes and voila! a Pizza like in italie!

Bonjour! Hallo!

Bonjour toute le monde! Hallo evrybody! My names is Chef B.S. and I likes to sharing my speecial and secrets recipe food for you. I hopes you wood anjoy all my offer and make at home. THese are fun and easy and not hard for doing.

Me I worked at many stand a patates and good restos in the area here. I know many food trick from Hawkesbury area number 1 top shape chefs. Now I do some share with you! You dont need be rich like people who have job to eat A1 top plate.

Le Chef B.S. is me I show you!

Now people har always ask me: "Aye Chef B.S.! WHat B.S. mean?"

I say to them: "B.S. mean 'Bien-être Social' because it my family tradition. Fack you."

And if you thinks your a too good for this dilicous foods because you laff at poeple on Bien-être Social va donc chier mon ostie.