Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Is NOT ANYMORE DEAD

Did I do you a scare?

Im back and I gotted good news. My number big 1 fan sented me pictre and it is look good.
Her name Giselle and sometime she do me sex dance for meat baloney and cigarette. It not love but enough close.

Friday, January 30, 2009

I takes break from cooks because i make more of my rock musics. See you soon, nobody!

http://www.myspace.com/rickisrock

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Recipe: Swissroll Sandwish

it make good sandwish this recipe

you need:
2 slice bread

1 swissroll



first take slice bread and put on it a swissroll


then another bread. it make sandwish so good

Thursday, January 22, 2009

On last night I gotted alot drunk and made sex with a fucking poutine. For the real. I'm not joke about this. My penis is all burn and it hurt when walk to depanneur for cigarette. I eated the poutine after i make sex in it. It was OK good. Not A1 but ok. 

If anyone say I make some stupid sex at poutine is dumb go fuck off. Ilike it and it feel i fuck a giant fat pig in in the cul.



Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Haha look this!:

Haha.. I like have treesome with that girls!!

Barnak Obama!

Salut, boss. So today I don't do much cook because I shovel at my ouncle Guy he has so some snow i need shoveling.  

Obama won President today. It woud be cool tight to be chef for him. I make him the bess baloney sandwish in world. 

Sometime I thinks Chef B.S. really mean Chef Baloney Sandwish!


Monday, January 19, 2009

Hey toƩ... shopping food tips

My number 1 tip:
go at Price Chopper. It has some nice baloneys and you can have a cigarette while shop. The girls at the cash are always HOTTE and you can look them.


Number 2nd tip:
where big clothes.. suit jogging is good. it help hide all things you put inside your poches. FTW!
(careful: suit jogging can show you have hard because of girl at cash.)

number 3 tips;
steel a carosse (shop cart)... it can sometime be trade for poudre or hash


Number 5 tip:
Giant Tiger! you can have chips, popsicle, bar of chocolat, pringle, bread hotdog, and cheap smoke. a good store for shoping. its also close of the Main so you can do some Main after.